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A Chinese Joke.... ??

Kungfupanda01

So, we are out at dinner the other night, and Johnny decides to tell us a joke in Chinese.
Here it is, translated:

So... There is a man, running out of the forest. Another man sees him running, and asks: "Why are you running?" The first man replies:"There is a panda in the forest. Whatever you do, do NOT touch his nose." Curious, the second man ignores the first man and enters the forest.

After walking for quite a while, he comes upon a sleeping panda. He can't resist, and touches the panda's nose. The panda then chases the man through the forest, and eventually the man gets too tired and can't run anymore.

The panda then tells the man "I just want to touch your nose."
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That was it. I don't get it.

The Illini Storm is coming:

From: http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/10263116/Kansas-is-no-longer-NCAA-chalk

Illinois will be in position to compete for a national championship soon — maybe even as soon as next season. Young guards D.J. Richardson and Brandon Paul will be a big-time backcourt for the next few years — and veteran Demetri McCamey has matured and also got his body in good shape. Then add in three Top 75 recruits — Jereme Richmond, Meyers Leonard and Crandall Head — and Bruce Weber's team could be scary good. The key may be skilled forward Mike Davis' maturity.

Hope so - it's always fun watching the Illini. :)